Fight! Fight! Fight!

Something funny happened earlier, when I was on my way back from work. It happened on the bus, and no it didn't happen to me, luckily.

The bus I was on, was a bendy bus. In case some of you don't know what is a bendy bus, I'll draw it for you:

My illustration is not too bad huh? I think i should go major in design and not psychology, no wonder I can't find a job, cause my passion is in design. The wrong choices we make in life...... Yeah right, like you believe that I drew that.

Anyway, the bus made a stop at the Marsiling station, people got off, and for some reason the bus did not move. Actually I didn't realised that it wasn't moving, because I was in my other form, my bird form, killing alien green pigs. Then suddenly I heard a loud booming voice (okay la, exaggerated a little) saying "Move away from the door, don't stand there la, you block the sensor, the door cannot close", it was the bus driver, before I can turn around to see who he was talking to, I heard a heavily accented "什么屁啊".

Okay, to illustrate a little, this was what it was like in the bus (bird-eye view):

Now, this is my drawing. LOL. Anyway it's not really accurate, but just to give you an idea how far away I was from the action.

So back to the story. Yellow ball still did not budge, don't know if it is because he don't understand English or because he thought Purple ball was talking to someone else. If it was the latter, Yellow ball must be pretty dumb, cause no one else was standing near the door except him. So Brown ball repeated what the Purple ball said to Yellow ball, telling him the his bag's blocking the sensor, that's why the door cannot close. And all Yellow ball did was to move a couple of inches. Dumb ass. Anyway when the driver managed to close the door, Purple ball asked Brown ball "Don't understand ar?" then Brown ball replied "Ya la, he don't understand, china man what, all stupid". When Yellow ball heard the S-word, he raised his voice "What stupid? what stupid?". Then Brown ball said "People already tell already, ask don't block the sensor the door cannot close, you don't want move" And they just kept repeating that to each other, until Brown ball got pissed off and stood up, shouting in Yellow ball's face.

I missed part of the action because I find killing alien pigs more interesting. Only when I heard other people asking them to stop that I turned around again. Saw Brown ball clenching the front of Yellow ball's t-shirt, and a little shoving match went on. Yellow ball got pissed, and dramatically removed his specs, with an expression saying 'I'm gonna kick your arse". With that, he started fighting with Brown ball. Throwing punches and grabbing hair. And there were quite a few ladies standing at the standing area, and the women standing closes to them got hit in her arm. And she went like "Eh stop la, you hit me already" and she continued standing there. All I can say is, YOU DUMB BITCH. Seriously, just move away from them la, still stand so close for what. Like they can hear you in the heat of action, still wanna stand there to get hit again, then complain.

Of course, the 2 balls continued trying to out punch and out grab each other. Purple ball continued driving and only stopped when the bus reached the next stop (There's a rule that says you cannot stop your bus no matter what happens on your bus is it??), all the while keep telling the balls to stop fighting. Told you they won't hear already right, another dumb ass. And because the bus was moving, no one dared to step forward to pull them apart, scared of falling to their death.

Once the bus stopped, 2 uncles stepped forward to hold back Brown ball, so that means Brown ball was winning the struggle right? I did not realise because I was caught in a moment of awe. A couple of days ago, I was actually watching fights in Singapore buses on YouTube; and I kept thinking, how nice if my iPhone can take videos. Then again, they may be helping Brown ball cause Yellow ball was clenching a fistful of Brown ball's hair. Purple ball headed towards the 2 balls, and kept saying in Mandarin that if they don't stop, he will call the cops. They shove each other a bit more, and finally stopped, and Yellow ball, remembering his specs, put them back on and alighted. Oh ya, at the bus stop, this aunty was half way boarding the bus, when she saw the fight and exclaimed loudly "哇! 有人在打架!", and she continued standing there and watch. Oh and White ball, he is mysterious because he was wearing a mask. Not facial mask mask la, but the 'I don't want to spread germs to you' mask.

So that was the end to my bus drama experience. When I told John what happened, he asked "How come this kinda thing don't happen when I'm taking buses". All I can say is YOU BIG KPO.

Oh ya, about the bus being a bendy bus, has no relation at all. LOL