Okay, I have a simple question. Why is that people like seating on the outer seats when they are in the bus? In case you don't get what I'm trying to say, spot marked by white round thingys:
Why can't they just move in, so that people who board later don't have to feel paiseh about having to squeeeeeeeeeeze in just to get to the empty seat. I think it is still alright if you are gonna alight just a couple of stops (but then again, I don't see why you need to sit, don't think standing for a few minutes will kill you.. Will it? Unless you are as old as my grandma... Okay la, you can sit if the bus is empty, don't see why you can't).
So, anyway I boarded the bus, and as usual in the morning, the bus is crowded. There was a seat (yup, you guessed it, it's on the inside). Grumpy Chubby was sitting on the outer side. I stood beside Grumpy Chubby, indicating that I wanna get to the seat, and Grumpy Chubby gave me an annoyed look! I was like "WTH is wrong with you" (not out loud la of course, think I siao ar). It is like by having her sitting on the outside, no one is suppose to take the seat next to her. Seriously, if you don't wanna move or be troubled, tuck yourself into the corner la, take the inside seat!
She tried to let me in without moving, can you imagine the space I have to squeeeeeeeeeze in? Her size is one thing, she has her BIG handbag with her, another paper bag; they were all on her lap, so how in the world, may I ask, am I blardy suppose to get pass her.
Alright alright, my drawing is a little exaggerated, but it really felt that way to me what.
Tried to make it better liao, but still, the space does not improve, even when I reduce the size of Grumpy Chubby and the bags leh. So do you get my point, of how tight the space is? LOL
Anyway, I somehow manage to shrink myself small enough to get through this. Since Grumpy Chubby is sitting on the outside, I expect her to get off earlier than I do. You only insist on sitting on the outside if you are gonna alight soon, and don't wanna trouble your neighbour into moving, right? So I was praying to whatever God I know, that Grumpy Chubby alights soon, cause I don't wanna pique her, but Grumpy Chubby eventually fell asleep. Like 2 stops before I was due to alight. God Damn It!!!!
Eventually, the bus reached my stop right? So in order to get out, I have to pass Grumpy Chubby. So I took a deep breath and braced myself as I lightly tapped on her shoulder to wake her up. She turned around and gave me a "WTF do you want look, you skinny ass?" (Fine.. I exaggerated again, I don't have a skinny ass... Aiya fine la, the whole WTF look thingy is exaggerated ). All she did was to turn around and give me a constipated look.
Then it dawn on me.... Maybe that's why she is such a Grumpy Chubby! On any normal day she will just be a Cheery Chubby, but today, her bowels are bothering her!
I quickly squeeeeeeezed past her and I think I accidentally knocked her face with my bag.. Or is that accidental? Hmmmm......
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